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Some people call it Doctor. Show me yours. Then I show you mine.

Name: Charleen

Years: 60
Ethnicity: I'm portuguese
My gender: Female
My hobbies: Listening to music

I now know that these balloons were a congratulations gift from my dad. My first First lives on in Terry family lore and is brought up at family gatherings often. Just as she was about to answer, the blanket was yanked from over top of us. Finding that everything was intact down on my crotch, I looked back at hers. She threw rocks at me.

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Yellow, on the other hand, was just awful. We laid down on our floor mats.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours first

Our bubble had been popped. My chief worry in life was coloring inside the lines and discerning the subtle differences in the tastes of different colored tubes of Play-Doh. I found that blue had a heartier, more robust bouquet while green had a light flavor that danced on the pallet. Underneath the thre, we played a little game you might recognize called "I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I spent many an arts and crafts time folding and refolding sheets of paper to make the perfect Cootie Catcher. I'm happy they got a laugh out of it.

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Buckle up. Brooke had long, curly brown hair and piercing blue eyes. We had a whirlwind romance.

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I pulled my Superman blanket up and settled in. Love and romance are a part of human existence and we've all felt its amazing highs and gut wrenching lows. It's the time of year when, shaking off the cold sting of winter, hearts open up and we all start feeling the latent desire for companionship. That night at home she told my dad what had happened.

Unlike many guys out there, my first romantic interaction wasn't holding a girl's hand or a kiss on the playground. Then came naptime… Enter "Romantic Firsts of a Buffoon," where I will take you on a journey through my own greatest hits of first time disasters. I poked it a couple times like one would poke a steak to see if it is cooked completely. We had a spectacular recess that day.

Romantic firsts: i'll show you mine if you show me yours

It was and I was in kindergarten. I was traumatized for years, fearing the repercussions if I ever got that close to another girl's no-touch zone. Baffled, I asked how she peed out of that thing. But I couldn't sleep. I don't know what the chefs at Hasbro were thinking. Superman was defeated by my teacher, Mrs. Washburn, who was aghast at what she discovered. Where was her pee-pee? Skirts are getting shorter and the of public erections are on the rise see what I did there?

I was positive that I could approach her and say hello while keeping my He-Manliness intact. My introduction to girls as the opposite sex and a source of funny feelings down there happened at the age of 4 when I touched a vagina for the first time; I have always been an overachiever. These romantic firsts will inevitably catch you off guard, and, if you're like me, you'll end up horribly embarrassing yourself every time. If for no other reason then to not be the creepy guy alone at the beach, sobbing uncontrollably while staring at high school girls in bikinis.

She liked the taste of yellow Play-Doh, but everyone has to look past a few quirks in a relationship. Then a new girl showed up in class and all that changed.

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She was awake too and looking back at me. I pulled her hair. I looked down at my own eleventh finger to make sure I had the correct reference for what I was supposed to be seeing. I had no idea what was wrong with this girl. Then came naptime and what will be forever known as "The Naptime Fiasco.

Brooke was gone the next week and I never saw her again.

You show me yours and i’ll show you mine

Not just the first time you fell in love, but all your first times: the first time someone you liked smiled at you, your first crushyour first kiss, your first wet dream, and the unimaginable panic upon waking up and wondering how you're going to clean this mess up without anyone knowing. She showed me how a dash of Elmer's glue can really bring out the flavor of wheat bread.

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I threw my blanket over her and we reveled at the creation of our own little bubble, protected from the outside world by Superman and cotton. After a hard morning of ABC's and coloring and running on the playground, we were beat and ready for some rest.

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Even now, having had time to study vaginas quite closely, I'm still unclear how the whole thing works. I kind of jumped the gun on this one.

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I looked over at Brooke who was on the mat next to me. About Submissions.

I'll show you mine, if you show me yours

He kept a serious face but I'm positive I heard him quietly say to himself, "That's my boy. Today is a good day for comedy. We scooted closer to each other. It's going to be an embarrassing ride. As I stood there wondering what I had done wrong, another one of those undisputable truths came to me: vaginas are trouble. It was magical. I'll be damned if one of these louse-infested females was going to infect me with her mysterious bugs.

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And, worst of all, I never learned how she peed out of that thing. We were made to stand in separate corners of the room facing the wall while our parents were called. But nothing will ever compare to that first time.

Genital xenophobia and genital wanderlust: show me yours and i’ll show you mine

All I knew about girls was that they had cooties and that, as a boy, to be afflicted with these terrible parasites meant certain death. My mom picked me up from school that afternoon and had a talk with my teacher. Romance is in the air. I never even learned her last name. That day I learned something that, as an adult, I still find to be one of the universe's undisputable truths: vaginas are weird.

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