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I clenched and hoped and wished and prayed, but none of it worked.

I felt a really intense cramp in my stomach and suddenly I had no control. As soon as I took a mouthful, I knew I was sick, and it lasted days. And then it began.

It was a nightmare. I collected my three favourite pooping pants stories as a gift to women everywhere.

Executive Editor. Listen Now. I kept getting goosebumps and shaking the pain was so intense.

I had fallen so hard for him and was really desperate to impress him. Before The Bump. The worst part was, I probably deserved it. Tags: body-2 stories women.

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Top Comments. I was desperate to clean everything up, but again, I just kept vomiting and pooing and could not stop. When I woke up the next morning I thought I had a dreadful hangover and felt extremely nauseous. In active wear. And still, to this day, I eat lactose. True Crime.

But then… it happened. Anyway, I went out to a cafe for brunch with a few friends and ordered the bircher muesli and a milkshake. Jessie Stephens. But then it subsided. I had wipes in my bag so did my best to clean myself up but I just felt awful.

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On day two, we were flying home, and I could barely walk. The tights then went in the bin.

I vomited out the back of the car, at which point he woke up, having no idea what to do. It was by far the worst moment of my life. It was… explosive. Anyway, we arrived at the airport and we got stuck in this super long line. I decided I would be fine.

2. “i pooed in line at the airport on my way home from vietnam. in active wear.” – nala

When I got a red light, I started to panic. I jumped back into the car and it was only a 10 minute drive until I was home. I had to stop on the way home at a supermarket, desperately searching for a toilet. Then, out of nowhere, it happened. I realised this definitely was not a bad hangover. We were on our way home from a trip to Vietnam and I had come down with awful food poisoning.

I eventually managed to clean myself up as best as I could, but we ended up having to go home… and the smell in the van.

1. “we’d been dating for a month, and there i was with poo running down my legs.” – lauren

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It's okay ladies we all have our accidents, and if the guy really loves you he will understand. That was the longest, most uncomfortable flight of my life.

About a month in, we decided to go to a music festival together and stay in his van which had a mattress in the back. It was food poisoning. It was instantaneous.

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I tried to get up to go to the bathroom, and passed out before I even stood up. And it kept coming. Parent Opinion. I was standing there in a queue, with poo literally running down my legs. Can you leave me alone for a bit? The first night was great, even though I probably drank too much.