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Nina Sharma Longre June 2, 9 minutes 2, words. The first night of our vacation, I wake up in the middle of the night needing to pee. I have a love-hate relationship with my bladder. I hate how much I have to pee; it feels as if upon the hour sometimes.

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I have been in situations like that as well. I think take the best option and just do what you have to do. But his reality is little more than a swearing idiot. I admire your spontaneity. And yes, such situations are frustrating, causing a person to reach the heights of desperation. It says a lot about toxic concoctions.

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Sheesh Terveen what would onlookers say? Wee do! I wish I could scream, but it would only pull the plug that abated the flow of discomfort swishing inside me. Don, this is hilarious! Your dog has ringworm. That was a hilarious read. So, maybe a happy ending not that kind, get your mind out of the gutter! After all, everyone needs to pee.

Not yours. That is real talent. You did get the whole situation exposed well in this write Terveen, lol. Awesome job capturing the physical and emotional experience here. But the sound from my mouth died like the hope inside me, and the women continued to stare like I was a talking parrot. This joke is hilarious.

Please let me pee! – flash fiction story

They just looked at me and shrugged their shoulders. Shame on me for missing this. Terveen is an Indian author based in Chandigarh, India. You are creative in your own writing as well as sharing such wonderful side jokes and stories.

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And they were standing right outside it. I have no idea how it got there. I returned to my childhood days when my mother would run after me. Nothing can escape the scope of her words. Your daughter is on cocaine. My poetry is simple Just flows out of my brain Sometimes it comes out drivel Worth flushing down the drain. Of course……no English.

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Shame shame Thank you as always for the delightful and colorful banter. Appreciate your support! It was time to hold my crotch and bob up and down, flexing my knees like a tribal dancer. Get her to rehab. Thank you, Sohrab! A qualified Computer Engineer, she uses tools such as feelings, thoughts, and actions, and codes them into stories that reflect the complexities and absurdities of life and beyond.

When you gotta go, you gotta go. And such instances often tend to be funny when you are able to look back at them. This post is so hysterical, I nearly wet myself!

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Thank you for shopping at Asda. A Chinese train? Now, methinks you are merely humoring me, Terveen of House Gill, for that joke was anything but hilarious. It was a challenge to write from a general perspective. Good that you have been able to! A blowup bubble of privacy?

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Your tap water is too hard. This is great. A desperate, last attempt to save myself from dripping embarrassment. And Asda must be pissing over the moon for such an accurate diagnosis. Imagination is a great tool Terveen…many are too grounded in the real world to let go and fly…. Miracles of miracles!

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And now after reading this, my mind is definitely staying in the gutter. He mixed tap water with dog poo, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and then pleasured himself into the mixture. But the lateral motion was a turn off. A mini version seems like some type of diversion.

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Wish you many more laughs in the future. Speaking of happy endings, in this case it would have been contrary to the burst of the dam of the Yellow River.

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Appreciate your encouraging words. That could be a weird story. Keeps the readers hooked. Give it antibiotics. Both women pulled back their shoulders and pinched their noses like they could smell the impending disaster. Years ago on the way to see the band Chicago in Hollywood, CA, we got clogged in a massive traffic jam on the freeway. It was such a relief I felt no shame. The constipation of one-sided conversations can make the most elegant swing about like monkeys. It seems the protagonist chose the door less opened.

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Category: FictionFlash Fiction Story Tags: creative writingfiction writerflash fictionfunny storyhumorindie authormicro fictionreading fictionshort storywriting community. I absolutely love the way you write, in general. Just needed to use the damn bathroom. I know what I would say…get knotted, when ya gotta go ya gotta go as we Orstalians would say ……. Oh my, what a funny story, Terveen. Her irritable words coaxing a wet response. A thorough professional, her passion for writing is neatly packaged within her expertise and versatility. So, I waited like a fool.

Thank you so much! Urine rare form today! Use softener. I think I now expect them from you. Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for 2 weeks. I was about to burst, so asked if anyone had a cup. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. I can relate. Learn how your comment data is processed.

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