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I was a healthy adult who had since developed healthier attitudes. Keep in mind, this is a crowded gym on a Saturday morning.

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At this point, the best I can do is stop the audiobook and switch to music. Granted, some might just stare for a moment and look away.

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Loading Comments Required Name Required Website. Eventually, it passes. If anything, that accelerates the process. They might even be curious as to what the hell I was listening to.

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It helped get me thinking and sweating at the same time. Notify me of new comments via. I was past the point where I was figuring out what to do. Sometimes, I would also listen to audiobooks. You are commenting using your Facebook. On top of that, I wore loose gym shorts that day.

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On this day, which happened to be a chilly Saturday morning in the middle of winter, I arrived at the gym in my gym clothes. It was billed as a sexier, seamier love story. However, the story I shared was very different. My heart is pumping and my blood is flowing. If anything, getting an erection in the middle of a gym showed just how healthy I was at that point. All I can do is wait it out.

I had already worked up a good sweat.

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What unfolded next was an exercise in tact. Tagged as audiobooksawkward bonersawkward momentsawkward teenagerserectionsexercisefunny memoriesfunny momentsgoing to the gymgymhealthhealthy menhilarious storyJack FisherJack Fisher Booksmale healthmale issuesmenmen's healthmen's issuespersonal healthpersonal storyreal storiessexy audiobooks. This one is different. I knew when I bought the book that there would be graphic parts.

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The dam has already burst. At this point, I had developed a regular routine. This just got it flowing in a specific direction. I have to wait this out, hoping that it passes before anyone notices. You are commenting using your Google. You are commenting using your WordPress. You are commenting using your Twitter. If people enjoy hearing these kinds of awkward, yet revealing stories, it might not be the last.

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Naturally, my body reacts. required Address never made public.

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That incident was mostly embarrassing because I was a teenager at the time and it took place at school, a place where things get awkward enough. Things were going well.

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That meant my body had plenty of room to work with. It sends all sorts of mixed messages to your body. I still go to the gym regularly. Notify me of new posts via. That part of my routine is how this incident took shape.

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This one occurred while I was a mature adult who had largely survived the chaos of puberty, high school, and acne. I even came to enjoy that part of my workout because it was a chance for me to put on my headphones, listen to music, and lose myself for a while. Some of them brought their kids to use the indoor pool. On one particular day, I decided to listen to a new romance audiobook.

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I also began playing the audiobook. Around that time, I was trying to get into shape for the first time in my life. For men, awkward boners are kind of like pranks that go horribly wrong. The first 10 minutes went by without incident.

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This incident took place about five years ago. They might find it funny. Then, the plot of the audiobook took a very sensual turn. Name required.

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My heart is still pumping, but the blood flow finally shifts. I had my audiobook loaded up. Like this: Like Loading Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Jack Fisher's Official Publishing Blog.

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Share this: Twitter Facebook. I was relieved, but I remembered leaving the gym laughing hysterically at myself. To set the stage for this awkward exchange between me and my genitals, I need to establish a little context. It was fairly crowded, so I found an unused treadmill and started my routine.

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